To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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A quote from the movie ‘Thank You For Smoking’. In this quote, the character Nick Naylor is trying to be a good person and thank people for doing nice things for him. He tells a small boy to do something nice for someone else in order to get paid back in kind.

Source: N For Nigger: Aphorisms For Grown Children And Childish Grownups

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